1. I have ankles for about five minutes each morning. Being pregnant is a strange and terrible thing.
2. I forgot how fat and bald Eliza was for awhile.
3. Which is saying something because she is still pretty chubby, and doesn’t have the most hair.
4. I can’t wait to have a baby again.
5. Mostly because I can’t wait to not be pregnant again.
6. But also because I can’t wait to meet Wyatt.
7. It’s hot out.
8. Summer is the worst.
9. I don’t know why I ever thought summer was ok.
10. I’ll never make that mistake again.
11. Or at least, I’ll never make the mistake of being hugely pregnant in the summer again.
12. The end.